lesbuchanan:

Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs

My dad: That’s not true

Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs we’d have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it

My dad: Then somebody else would do those jobs

Me: So you’re saying those jobs need to be done? So they’re essential jobs?

My dad: They’re not essential

Me: 

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fameorbust:

the song mamma mia is the equivalent of saying “i’m back on my bullshit”

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mysaneasylum:

envyadams2point0:

I’m the guy in Jurassic World who grabbed his margarita before running away from the dinosaurs

Beer*

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